Toughest jokes

What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?

Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.

What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?

Michael Jackson's lipstick.

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"

The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.

Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."

The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.