Toss-up jokes
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
Memes
If only true Americans voted:
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
