Toss-up jokes

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.

What's simultaneously up and down?

A retard on a plane.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.