Tick tock jokes
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
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What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
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6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!