Tick tock jokes
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Guys to wind the clock up?
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.