Tick tock jokes
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
Guys to wind the clock up?
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!