Thy jokes

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.

I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.

So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."