Thy jokes

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.

So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.

I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.

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Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Dee.

Taja?

Sun.