Thy

Thy jokes

Massage

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So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.

Spongebob

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

Candy

I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.

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