They're jokes
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
I love my family when they're buried alive.
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
I love orphans. They're precious.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.