People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
