The jokes
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.