The jokes
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.