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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

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    • What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.

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    • What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?

    I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.

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    • Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"

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    • Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

    Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

    There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"

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    • My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”

    I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

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    • What is the difference between a whore and an onion?

    You don't cry when you chop a whore.

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    • What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.

    Did you SEA what I did there?

    GUY: Yes

    Are you SHORE?

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    • Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."

    This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.

    What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

    Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

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