The jokes
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Mum is the best!
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.
The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"
"Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.