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What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"

What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?

Half of the class: *raises hand*

Teacher: ...

The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*

What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

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    • What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

    Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

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    • What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?

    The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.

    Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.

    Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.

    Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.

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    • Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.

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