The jokes
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"