The jokes
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.