The jokes
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What did the steak say to the other steak?
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?