Tenant jokes
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
Humanity.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.