Tenant jokes

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.