Tax Cut jokes

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.

I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.