Taller

Taller Jokes

Woman

Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.

Fat Person

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

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  • Woman

    If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

    Ball

    When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

    Lip

    I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.

    "Who am I?"

    Height

    You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.