Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
I have something on my lip and i think I’m taller than you “Who am i”
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
