Taller jokes
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Community talk
I almost got Robbed when walking my dog and all I had was a ten year old with a knife and my brother with the dog while the roofers had a gun and knuckle brass what would you do in my situation (p.s. they were scared of me when I confronted them because I was taller)
Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving the 23rd of this month, I joined In the middle of dec in 2022. My overall experience with this website was awesome I enjoyed every second of it with all of you guys (expect for the bad days) I had a lot of ups and downs on this website with some of y’all BUT other than that y’all were some pretty cool people… Read more
sorry for this being so random but I need to vent.
im so fucking done with trying, like I genuinely can't take this anymore. I overthink everything. maybe if I was prettier, skinnier, taller, nicer then maybe I would feel enough. the funny thing is that I have to cut in order to feel somewhat alive. I can't get these thoughts out of my head. I'm so fucking good to people yet they do shit that I couldn't even do, just thinking about it makes my brain vomit. atp any day now could be my last with how fucking miserable I am.