Survival rate jokes
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
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You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
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Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.