Survival rate jokes

What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

They both got a 10% survival rate...

You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.

Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.

You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"

The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

What are you good at?

Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!