Summons jokes
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
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Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
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me at 3:00 trying to summon jesus:
What happend for them to put this sign up?
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I'm a charvgartha grafting multiple dark matter surrons I own all the montirex suits, have a Scouse fade and wear 95s I strip every piece of copper I see so I can go to the bricklaying course. I'm summoning Alan reet at 6pm today to see his bird
THAT’S IT!!!!!! I’VE HAD IT!!!!!! I’VE BEEN SUMMONED AGAIN!!!!!! There’s a FAKER running around saying dumb shit and trying to convince everyone I’m gay!!!! SO I, DARK RAPBOAT, HAVE RETURNED!!!! AND I’M M-M-M-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!!!!
I want AG to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, te… Read more