Summons jokes
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Memes
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. π¬
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Sup peoples?
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
Memes
me at 3:00 trying to summon jesus:
What happend for them to put this sign up?
Meme:
Community
I SUMMON THEE (someone plz talk to me im desprate)
I'm a charvgartha grafting multiple dark matter surrons I own all the montirex suits, have a Scouse fade and wear 95s I strip every piece of copper I see so I can go to the bricklaying course. I'm summoning Alan reet at 6pm today to see his bird
THATβS IT!!!!!! IβVE HAD IT!!!!!! IβVE BEEN SUMMONED AGAIN!!!!!! Thereβs a FAKER running around saying dumb shit and trying to convince everyone Iβm gay!!!! SO I, DARK RAPBOAT, HAVE RETURNED!!!! AND IβM M-M-M-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!!!!