Summons jokes

Mama

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Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!

Mama

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Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Demon

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The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

Dagger

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Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

Community talk

I'm a charvgartha grafting multiple dark matter surrons I own all the montirex suits, have a Scouse fade and wear 95s I strip every piece of copper I see so I can go to the bricklaying course. I'm summoning Alan reet at 6pm today to see his bird

THAT’S IT!!!!!! I’VE HAD IT!!!!!! I’VE BEEN SUMMONED AGAIN!!!!!! There’s a FAKER running around saying dumb shit and trying to convince everyone I’m gay!!!! SO I, DARK RAPBOAT, HAVE RETURNED!!!! AND I’M M-M-M-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!!!!