Summons jokes

Demon

  • The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

    Mama

  • Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

    She handed her an application through the mirror.

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  • Dagger

  • Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

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  • Papyrus

  • Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!

    Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.

    Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!

    Sans: Yea bro.

    Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.

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  • Community talk

  • I'm a charvgartha grafting multiple dark matter surrons I own all the montirex suits, have a Scouse fade and wear 95s I strip every piece of copper I see so I can go to the bricklaying course. I'm summoning Alan reet at 6pm today to see his bird