Summons jokes
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
Sumona.
Pls send.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
What happend for them to put this sign up?
me at 3:00 trying to summon jesus:
Meme:
Community talk
Sir Mittons, I summon thee.
I SUMMON THEE (someone plz talk to me im desprate)
I'm a charvgartha grafting multiple dark matter surrons I own all the montirex suits, have a Scouse fade and wear 95s I strip every piece of copper I see so I can go to the bricklaying course. I'm summoning Alan reet at 6pm today to see his bird








