Summons jokes

Mama

Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!

Memes

Mama

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Demon

The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

Memes

Community

I'm a charvgartha grafting multiple dark matter surrons I own all the montirex suits, have a Scouse fade and wear 95s I strip every piece of copper I see so I can go to the bricklaying course. I'm summoning Alan reet at 6pm today to see his bird

THAT’S IT!!!!!! I’VE HAD IT!!!!!! I’VE BEEN SUMMONED AGAIN!!!!!! There’s a FAKER running around saying dumb shit and trying to convince everyone I’m gay!!!! SO I, DARK RAPBOAT, HAVE RETURNED!!!! AND I’M M-M-M-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!!!!