Sucide jokes

Don't do suicide, that shit kills.

Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.

Suicide

Murder, murder, suicide by police.

What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?

I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.

Suicide is as easy as my ex-wife.