Stand for jokes
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
The S in America stands for safe.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."