Stand for jokes
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.