Special ed kid jokes

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me, what did you do?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...