What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
