Soviet

Soviet Jokes

Soviet Union

An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"

Country

In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.

In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.

In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.

In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.