When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one. Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple you don't.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew the answer would be a comb or a piano but technically if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them they have teeth but can't chew with them
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former soviet union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".
Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".
To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What did the tower say to the other? "Man, someone's on fire today! "
what's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into someone's pants
What is sex you put a sex peisn in someone’s sex
You used to be someone’s Sunshine but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . . .
stick your head up someone's butt. what do you get? a BUTTHEAD!😆😅😂🤣 "get your butt out of my face!"😆😅😂🤣 " Then get your face out of my butt!!!"😆😅😂🤣
Hey, I’m George and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, And find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans-
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out don't give up all I say is I'm not giving up just I'm giving in and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out I don't think so it's probably the hardest if you ask me,or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it
