So jokes

Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)