So jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

HAIKU JOKE:

Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.

The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!

- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.

- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.

- Oh...that might actually be even easier.