So jokes

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

Why did the orphan go to a church?

So he could call someone "father."

Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?

So they can always see their parents.

After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"

The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.

"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.

The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.

So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."

"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.

Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.

-Tommyinnit

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.

Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.