So jokes

Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?

So he could be called Father Les.

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:

Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Why are Santa's balls so big?

Because he comes once a year.

A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".

So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.