So jokes

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?

So they can reunite with their dead family.

Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!

Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.

1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.

Why do orphans like robbing banks?

So they can be wanted.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.

Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?

So they can climb a fence easier.

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.