Slush jokes

Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.

Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.

Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.

American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

A: You slap her.

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"