My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
Sexiness Jokes
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
