My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.
Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.