So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
