Royal Danish Academy jokes

A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.

Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...

In A minor.

What does a queen want on her cookie?

Royal Icing.