Royal Court jokes
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
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GENESIS 40 Joseph Interprets Two Prisoners’ Dreams 1Some time after this, the cupbearer of the king of Egypt and his baker committed an offense against their lord the king of Egypt. 2And Pharaoh was angry with his two officers, the chief cupbearer and the chief baker, 3and he put them in custody in the house of the captain of the guard, in the prison where Joseph was confined. 4The captain of the guard appointed Jose… Read more