Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
