What do you call a retarded fruit Mentally In-pear-ed
Fuck off
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride 2 wheelchairs
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
