Reprimand jokes

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”

"Bill, never do that again."

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!

Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.

Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.