Reprimand jokes

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”

"Bill, never do that again."

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.