Why the boy couldn't go see the pirate movie? Because it was rated ARRRR.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing
Your fortnite win rate
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite? They’re just two week to quit.
I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5
IF STEPHEN HAWKINS HAD A FIFA CARD HE WOULD HAVE 99 DRIIBLE
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
