Pubic Hair jokes
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
He probably picks hair off his dad鈥檚 dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
What鈥檚 the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.