Pruning jokes

There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.

Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.

what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

The apples get picked.

what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.