What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
I love going to church to get closer to god, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child? The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest's one what's till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
