Poser jokes
Men wake up with a boner.
Women wake up yawning.
Coincidence?
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
Memes
Nirvana Shirt
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

