Poker Face jokes
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.