Phobic jokes

I'm hertophobic -

aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.

Are all orphans home-a-phobic?

All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.

People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...

You are not alone.

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.