Phobic jokes

Are all orphans home-a-phobic?

I'm hertophobic -

aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.

Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.

My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.

Like if you are scared of Covid-19.

Don't scare me! I poop easily!

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.