Personal experience jokes
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Memes
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
Community
me when I get to pinch an 1883 penny as a Jew: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::])
List of people who I've identified really really badly. First off we got Mal, thought she said she was transgender after out first convo Then we got JKW who I thought wqs a bloke and is apparently a girl, but I'm not sure if I still believe this or not, that was like for atleast 2 months. Then Seth I straight new for about 6 months before I found they were a girl. Yeah, even through photo and stuff I didn't realise t… Read more
Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a Barbie girl. Okay, let's even say, I'm in a Barbie World. Right, so in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Therefore, it is of utmost importance that I am a Barbie girl who is indeed, in a Barbie World.