Peddling jokes
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
But he could only get 1 trade.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 馃 2. Sell Pernandes 馃 3. Sell Bencho 馃 4. Sell Trashford 馃 5. Terminate penaldo 馃 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 馃摑
These came down deep from my heart. Don鈥檛 let me down again, please.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.