
Other ocean jokes
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.